Slimefoot and Squee

Gameplan

Slimefoot and Squee is a Jund aristocrats/sacrifice engine that pumps out Saprolings on every ETB and attack, then converts those bodies into recursion fuel. You build a sacrifice loop with death triggers and token doublers, churning value and draining the table while reanimating your own (or your commander) repeatedly. Most games close out by looping creature deaths into incremental drain or by going wide and swinging with an overrun effect.

Key Cards

• Blood Artist — Turns every Saproling sacrifice and creature death into incremental life drain that wins grindy games.
• Zulaport Cutthroat — Redundant Blood Artist effect that closes games as you loop tokens through sacrifice outlets.
• Ashnod's Altar — Free sacrifice outlet that converts Saprolings into mana to fuel the reanimation ability repeatedly.
• Parallel Lives — Doubles every Saproling trigger, accelerating both your board presence and aristocrats payoffs.
• Pitiless Plunderer — Generates Treasure on each token death, making the reanimation cost trivial to repeat.
• Mycoloth — A Saproling powerhouse that devours tokens and snowballs into an enormous threat.
• Goblin Bombardment — Free sacrifice outlet that pings the table and can finish opponents directly.

Upgrade Path

Add free sacrifice outlets (Ashnod's Altar, Phyrexian Altar, Viscera Seer) and Treasure makers (Pitiless Plunderer) to enable infinite loops with a Blood Artist effect. Improve mana with fast ramp and tutors like Demonic Tutor, Diabolic Intent, and Jarad's Orders to find your engine pieces, and lean into reanimation targets like Sheoldred or Grave Titan. Token doublers (Doubling Season, Parallel Lives, Anointed Procession) and a Craterhoof/Overrun finisher push you toward a faster, more explosive kill.